Friday, May 30, 2008
6 mistakes blogger should avoid while writing post!
1. Don't write about your dog, girlfriend or kid: Well i have no problem if you write abot these if you have a Personal blog but if you really want to get more readers and more rank then forget about your so called 'love of life' while writing post. I personally feel so bored when i read a blog describing blogger's dog, his kids eye or what ios the weight of his kid. So writing more about your familiar stuff is a big No no. Dude, who cares if your girlfriend kisses like a Slut? So foget them and write your post.
2. Don't interrupt your writing with lots of links: If you are using lots of links here and there then forget getting good response from readers. Many links in the post seems blog so dirty and dirty posts are not so welcomed in the blogosphere. So avoid using lots of links in between your posts and help make your blog a eye candy.
3. Don't promote yourself: Who are you to promote yourself a lot in your post? A new Newton or you invented an atom bomb? You are just one in a millions user of blogosphere. So keep your attitude and story within yourself and STOP promoting yourself and your personal stuffs at the expense of readers.
4. Don't be boring: Yeah don't be boring like me or be ready to have no improvement like this blog. You better try to make your blog interesting by using good languages and nice examples. Entertainment with knowledge rules here so screw your boring articles and put some pressure on your head about making articles interesting.
5. No copy and paste: If you only remember this then be assured that your blog will have a long lifetime. Don't ever think that copying John Chow's article will make you the next John Chow. Just adding mo!re pages on your blog doesn't means you will have a great blog. There has been overwhelming increase in number of bloggers so from now onwards ONLY CREATIVE BLOGGERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. Copying only helps best in high school exam and if you want to do same on blogging, forget it! And even if you copy someones post the don't forget to give a link to the original post or you will have the worst nightmare ever. I was nearly screwed doing this but now i am changed.
6. Don't give your all attention on money: Nowadays many people are bloggers as they want to make some quick money but in real there is no quick money in internet unless you are click scam. Writing too much of sponsored post can also make you lose your readers. Many is not bad thing but if you want to make it big on blogging, money doesn't deserves all the attention.
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Polishing your old Posts to get a new one!
There may be some old good posts that haven't created any buzz they deserved. You can use them in this idea. You can examine why that 'Good' post didn't received good response or why that post was not success though being good? Then you can rewrite that post and publish it. I am sure your post will get the good response it deserved.
This doesn't mean that you can polish anything random and publish it. There are many things that should be considered when you are polishing your old post to make it new. First thing to consider is quality of the post and also should keep in mind if that post is relevant to current time. For example you have a post about Lindsay lohan entering rehab but you cannot publish that post now as it isn't relevant now. If you publish the post irrelevant to the current time, i bet you are going to be screwed. Another thing to keep in mind is the posts fruitfulness to your readers. If the post is not fruitful to your readers then there is no benefit of polishing and publishing it. And yes, the main thing you should keep in your mind is correct all the shortcomings and mistakes of old post when you are polishing it. Just copying your old post from the archive and publishing it will make no difference.
If your new polished post meets all the above criteria then you can publish that post now. Since you are going to publish your unnoticed but good post, it will be real treat for your readers and you too will meet will great response. I too polished my old post What to do when you have nothing to post about, corrected my old mistakes and when i published it, i was happy with the response. So when you have nothing to post about, polish your old post to get a new one.
Friday, May 9, 2008
See your online blog readers!
The site that lets us to see the online readers of our blog is called Freeonlineusers. As the name suggests, it enables us to see how many people are currently online in your blog. Just sign up for the account, customize the colors to display and finally paste the code in your sidebar and you are all done. If you want to see the trick implemented in my blog then just expand the sidebar called online users after the Label sidebar. It's easy and fun, so i hope you all will give just a single try to it.
I hope i can get some comments for this information!
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Add Mini browser inside your blog!
This mini browser is the product of widgetbox.You can use this in your favor while not having to leave the current working page. its much easier than tab and much faster too. Bloggers can put this widget in their blog too.And the best thing is you wont loose any visitors as all the people will visit other site without leaving your blog. Congratulation for the non leaving visitors,fellas!
Friday, April 25, 2008
Shit! Pay Per Click Sites are not for us!
No matter how much you read John Comm's make money from adsense book, no matter how much you optimize your ads, in a nutshell, you are gonna suck at the end of the day. And this is the bitter reality of the sites like mine. A site with no good visitors and a site without huge traffic. And i know i am not alone. There are many losers like me in the blogosphere who are dreaming hard of being so called the next internet millionaire with a blogspot sites with no good visitors. And this post is especially dedicated to them and ME, losers!
What is the profit if you keep your ads so optimized and so clickable if you just have some 20+ visitors per day coming to your site. Let us assume that around half of the visitors clicked your ads, then what are you gonna be paid? Peanuts? You will be having your last breathe when your first check comes to you.
I dont see any benefits of pay per click programs like adsense and bidvertiser to me and the bloggers like us. We put the ads by costumizing and thinking but the money we earn from it is not enough to do anything, forget being the next internet millionaire. So in my personal view, earning money from pay per click is just a mere dream for a blogger like me. What say fellas?
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Get Paid to post!
After all the lecture i gave you in the upper paragraph, now i am going to the point. This site that pays us for writing our crap about other products is called Sponsored Reviews. I think most of you have already known it and those who have no idea about what Sponsored Reviews dot com is then i am at your service,sir!
Sponsored Reviews dot com is the site that pays us to write about the advertisers around 150 words. The minimum payout for one post is $5 and it increases as you blog grows. $5 for 10 minutes work? Now count how many adsense ads you need to get clicked for $5?
So i think you are smart enough to check site and learn more about it. So Sign Up for Sponsored Reviews here!
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
Create Label Cloud In Blogger
I hope now you have seen the label cloud and might be wondering how can you too use it in your blog. I have good solution for you. Phydeaux3 has given really easy and interesting way to add Label cloud in blogger. If you too want to learn it then you can go to phydeaux3's blog and look for the post called Create Label cloud in blogger.
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Friday, November 23, 2007
Does FREE ebooks work?
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Google is just a Pimp!!
As of fact, around 90% of revenue of Google is generated by Adwords advertisement. The advertisement given by a Google (ads by Google, in common) to different sites or blogs or in Google search is the main resource of Google income. What does it means? Does it make Google eligible to be called a PIMP? Yes!
You have a blog and I am so sure that you use adsense there. If the answer is NO, I should have to shave my arse. Now the story begins. When a user clicks on the ad of the site or blog, you get paid by Google. But do you know that you are paid only around 30 or 40% of the total money that advertisers pay to Google? So where is other money? Surely, in Google’s stomach. Now you see, Google takes money from advertiser, puts ads about them in your blog and gets commission as a middleman. What do we call such a middleman? A PIMP?
The main source of earning of Google is generated by acting as a middleman. Advertiser pays for clicks, Google too pays little amount to the clicks and eat other. Now I think you all are clear about what was I saying? So isn’t Google eligible to be called a pimp?
I don’t have any angriness with Google as adsense too is the main resource of my blogging income (although it is less than $100). I just wanted to make the story clear. Lastly, hey Google PIMP MY BLOG!
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
WHAT TO DO IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO POST ABOUT?
1. Free Articles Site: This is the best thing to do when you have nothing to blog about. Really! Go to some free articles like goarticles.com or ezinearticles.com and check the articles database. You will surely find some articles that belong to your site. So copy the article and publish it. As this is the free articles site you don’t have to pay any money. But please, for god’s sake, don’t ask me about the quality of the articles and number of blogs that have published the same article you published. Caution: don’t use this option often.
2. Blast From The Past: This line belongs to John Chow. But I don’t care as this is really a good idea when you got nothing to post. If you don’t have a new post then why don’t you check your archive and look at one of the good old post and republish it? You will have one more post and you will not loose your readers. It will be good if you will update it but if you are lazy like me then just change the date and publish it. Nobody is going to notice this and if they noticed too there is nothing to worry about. We are thieving our own home then what the fuck outsiders are going to do? My last two posts are also the old posts which were getting rotten in the archive so I republished them and got a comment too. So feel free and do it.
3. Check your favorite site: Yeah check your favorite site and see if there is something interesting thing to write about. Since it is your favorite site, it must have something for you or at least something you are interested of. Write your few words and copy some more few words from the site, check the spelling and VOILA!, your post is ready to be published. MY post about Lindsay Lohan Leaving Drug too lies in this category.
4. Promote Other Bloggers: This is also an option. If you don’t have a readymade post then why not donate the day for other bloggers. Give the site names and links to the blogs that you find interesting. You can even give some idea about the site. It has double profit. Firstly the people whose site information you published will be happy and secondly they too may link to you or write about you. You may get a backlink from them. And I hope you all know the importance of backlink. (If you don’t know still then why don’t you check this post called the importance of backlink).
5. Have No Fear Youtube Is Here: This is my final idea. If any of the above ideas didn’t worked for you then try Youtube. How? Go to Youtube, search some funny or thoughtful video and publish it. But remember to add your own view about that video.
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
WHAT’S THERE IN NAME? -I CHALLENGE SHAKESPEARE.
There is something in NAME- I say.
After reading the title you may think that I have gone crazy. But why would I go crazy? Neither I have watched any Reality Shows lately nor I have heard a new JOKE telling that Lindsay is leaving Hollywood (These two things can kill me man!)Then why the heck are you writing about such a minor thing? Because from my experience minor things too sometimes plays a major role for your blog and I have been witnessing it for last some weeks. Yes profile name really works to a large extent and sometimes may give a sweet surprising result.
Before a week when I checked my site stats on mybloglog then I found that I had some page views from search engine for the keyword Aerobin or Aerobin reviews. I still don’t know what this Aerobin means actually but I am getting much traffic for this word. In fact this word is my profile name. Aerobin, aero for my best band Aerosmith and Bin from my name Rabin. When both meet then there came a word Aerobin. And that word didn’t came along rather it came with some traffic for my blog. I am still getting traffic for this word and I feel really good to have such a lucky user name.
Before, I had written many posts using lots of keywords to come on the first page of the search engine. I wrote a post taking lots of time to place the keywords properly in a proper place and it was a hard work. But to be true none of such pages came on the first page of search engine. But the name I kept so lightly without thinking is giving me lots of visitors. It really feels incredible. So I am writing this post to show my surprise.
I have no idea to suggest you to keep the username that can come on search engine and I am just sharing my experience. And I have no suggestion to give you. I think its all about luck. So keep blogging and I wish you too have a searchable username. But don’t you think my blog has proved Shakespeare’s theory wrong? There is something in name man, really. In fact there are many things in name. Yup, this smartass Sexpeare challenges Shakespeare. He he.
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Monday, October 22, 2007
DRAWBACKS OF NOT POSTING BLOG REGULARLY
Greatest Festival Of country, Great time, lots of fun, too much alcohol, family get-together and NO TRAFFIC IN MY BLOG! This is the story of me during the festive season and it obviously doesn't have a happy ending. yes, I lost more than 50% of my traffic within a week (what a loser I am) and all the thanks goes to the irregular posts of my blog. Yes guys not posting the blog regularly costed me more than 50% visitors. And now without visitors my blog looks like the Pamela Anderson without Boobs, DISGUSTING!
It was a festive season and I thought that I would take some break and will continue after the festival is over. I didn't gave a shit about blog for a week. and today when I checked my stats, I went crazy. I really lost more than half of my visitors. so I think it is the better topic to talk today. But yeah, I don't forget to say that I posted a post about the 7 evil tips to increase your adsense earning once but that too was one of my older post. So not posting anything new and not giving proper care to blog penalized me.
I talked a lot about the disadvantages I got from not posting regularly. So why don't we be clear about the advantages of regular posting. There are many many advantages of regular posting which is given below
1. Your RSS subscriber will visit your blog regularly. This is really beneficial to us as these subscribers are our regular readers and they will visit your site when the new content is posted.
2. Search engines love the site that are regularly updated rather then the sites updated once in a week or month.
3. Simply thinking, if you will post regularly then you will have more content which means you will have more chances to come in the front page of search engines.
These are the only main advantages, there are lot more advantages of posting regular to the blog. So the main thing is you should always post minimum one post everyday. Then believe me your PR will certainly increase. So keep all your extra stuffs aside and post regularly otherwise be ready to be screwed like me.
For more idea visit blog posting frequency article by Ade of the adesblog.
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Saturday, September 22, 2007
6 MISTAKES BLOGGER SHOULD AVOID WHILE WRITING.
2. DON’T INTERRUPT YOUR WRITING WITH LOTS OF LINKS: - Lots of link on your writing makes the blog seems like the dirty clothes and who wants to wear dirty clothes. So it’s really better if u don’t make your blog dirty and avoid using lots of links. This helps to make your blog eye candy
3. DONT PROMOTE YOURSELF- Who are you so that you promote yourself? You are not Bill Gates or new Newton. You are just one in a billion user of blogosphere.So nobody gives a damn care at your biodata and story. So keep your attitude and story within yourself and STOP promoting yourself and your stuffs at the expense of readers.
4. DONT BE BORING- Yeah don’t be boring. This means don’t write boring articles. Rather try to make it interesting by using nice examples and good language. Excitement and entertainment rules here man, so screw your boring articles and put some more pressure on your head ob how to make articles interesting.
5. NO COPY AND PASTE- This is one of the biggest mistakes that new bloggers do. Do you think that by copying and pasting John Chow’s articles you will be next John Chow? Just adding pages on blogs doesn’t helps you be good blogger. Mind that nowadays there are so many new bloggers here that now onwards ONLY CREATIVE BLOGGER CAN SUSTAIN HERE and copy paste doesn’t make you creative, does it? This is not a school exam buddies! so you have nothing to lose. So come with great ides and blow the lid.
6. JUST DON’T GIVE YOUR ALL ATTENTION ON ONLINE MONEY- Nowadays blogging is so popular not only because of its great features but also because of money behind it. And I think almost half of the new bloggers here are to make money than getting recognition. I don’t tell that its bad to give attention on money but too much attention are always bad. Too much attention may decrease your interest from blogging. I can tell this because I have seen many new bloggers who are only after money. So what they do is copy the other people’s articles and paste them in their blog and try to earn more. Isn’t it hampering their creativity? So keep money and fun of blogging in the same ratio.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? START SELLING POTATOES?
It is nearly one year i started blogging. But frankly speaking what did i got from it in whole one year? Just a $100 adsense checks. Wait… not hundred, $25 dollar was cut as express delivery charge. And it too took 2 months for me to receive money after depositing money. This is the thing I don’t like about adsense.Was my one year just worth of $100. If I had got married instead of doing this job then i would have become a father! Frankly speaking i got in this business because i had heard that there was much money in this field but what i got? Just $75? Ha ha
I had many hope from this but it is not working. I thought Lindsay Lohan was a good stuff so I wrote lot about my love with Lindsay Lohan. But what happened? Nobody read that post and i was the only reader of my post. Then i thought i will write about Aerosmith and me, but same again. I was the only LOYAL reader. Ha ha. You know, John chow was my favorite blogger before but I don’t feel same for him now. You know why? Because he published his earning in his blog and I was really sad comparing my earning with him.
What’s going on? Why can’t we earn? Please don’t tell me that you don’t have good posts or site. That is outdated man. It feels like saying Angelina Jolie is world's most hottest girl(was she ever?),isn’t it outdated.(P.S. I dont know much about her but I have currently listened that Lindsay Lohan's love making video (am I using decent word?) was recently hacked from her computer, so I am desperately waiting for it to spread in the internet.). Oh sorry I think I am going out of track..
Before,I was a thief but now I am penniless because I got no place to thief as all the lockers of my house got new keys. I am really being screwed. I need money, I need work. I need new work because this work is not earning me. So I have thought of many new ideas. Oh yeah actually I am reading engineering now but I am going to be engineer after 4 years. So till that time I need money and I cannot hope from dad because he don’t give me money as I have very bad image in my family. Do you believe that my dad often says I WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE HE EVER MADE?
So what can I do now? So I got some new rebelling ideas. I have heard that there is lot of benefit on selling potatoes. You nearly earn 30% profit. Yeah it is better than eBay or Amazon. And yeah you too should not sell ads there. But like readers need to click your ad, customers need to buy your potatoes. Isn’t it like online business? Ha ha. So after running an unsuccessful blog and using some uncool ways to promote the blog for long time, I have come to conclusion that I should do something new. So you tell me what should I do now? SELL POTATOES?
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007
5 SIMPLE REASONS WHY MOST AFFILIATE FAIL
What are these five reasons?
- They simply choose the wrong product: the worst mistake any affiliate can make is to promote a product for which he knows little about, most affiliate put commission first before the product and that is why many of them fail it should be the other way round
- Promoting affiliate products without a website: Although it is still possible to earn affiliate profits without having your own website, I don't recommend it because having a website makes it easier to market more effectively and it makes you look more professional.
- They don't learn from their mistakes: Many affiliates simply just don't learn from their mistakes or they give up too easily especially if after their first campaign their performance does not meet their expectations.
- They don't build their list: most if not all top internet marketers and affiliates all agree on one thing, the fact that the money is in the list, this common saying is very true and has been proven over and over again. A full time affiliate needs to have a list to turn to whenever he needs to market any product unless he is already preparing the grounds to fail, my advice is if you don't have a list try and get one.
- They don't attract enough traffic: If you don't attract people to your site, no one will visit your site, no one will buy anything using your link and ultimately means you are not going to succeed, the easiest way to fail as an affiliate is by not promoting your offer it is that simple
Monday, September 3, 2007
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