Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Hey Take your new year gift!

A cup of coffee in left hand, a keyboard on right hand and a great idea in mind. What a combination! Christmas sun is slowly saying good bye and the new year son is ready to be welcomed. Hey why don’t you take a New Year gift?

I am not satisfied! The traffic of this blog went to 0 to 600+ per day during three months and the backlinks are growing rapidly. But I am not satisfied. The biggest Adsense check is ready to be welcomed; the Alexa rank is decreasing and decreasing. Still, I am not satisfied. Why? Heart wants more yaar.

Life has been hectic around here these days. Some sorrows in heart for saying best friends’ goodbye as they went to US for further study and some really boring college hours. In fact I am really unable to write new posts these days. Just look at the STALE posts on my archive and you will easily know the reality. So why don’t you take the New Year gift?

Okay now I think it’s better to come to the point. I want to make deal with you. The deal between thirdworldchaos and you guys. Simply, WRITE A POST FOR ME AND GET A ONE WAY BACKLINK AND A PLACE IN MY BLOGROLL. Damn, I said it. Okay now as I told you this is your gift. Backlinks are your gift for New Year. What you will get from this? Well, read louder.

PROFITS- For a single post of yours, you will get a place in my blogroll. And that too a one way backlink (the best type of backlink)! And another great thing is if applicable you can give up to 5 backlinks leading to your blog in the post too. Great, isn’t it? You will get tons of backlinks from my blog and that too with your PREFERRED KEYWORD. Your blog’s name will be seen by the 600(read it thrice) READERS EACH DAY. And about posting, the post need not be too lengthy too. JUST WRITE A POST OF ABOUT 100 WORDS AND ENJOY THE BACKLINK. How’s that? Just write the ORIGINAL (read it thrice) post and enjoy great backlinks.

Restrictions? Yes there is only one restriction to participate in this contest and that is THERE IS NOT RESTRICTION. So what are you waiting for? Go to your computer, write a GOOD (read it thrice, too) and send me. Wait I forgot, the post should be about BLOGGING. (Again please read it thrice)

How to send? Easy! Write a post and send that post to my email id which is rabinsmith@gmail.com with a subject NEW YEAR GIFT and within 24 hours see the post with the name of author (that is you) and blog. Hey you still here? GET TO YOUR WORK!!

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Easiest way to get traffic for your blog!

No kidding, and not another SEO trick too. This is neither a spam nor any idea that is risky for your blog. What I am talking is Simple, Sweet and safe way to get traffic for your blog and that too without using nearly no effort. Ladies and gentleman, tonight I am going to introduce (may be, reintroduce) you all with……………. (I hate drum rolls!!) BLOGRUSH!
Yeah! Blogrush is a simple way to get traffic to your blog while you are sleeping. This is the simplest way. Neither you have to use any SEO technique nor have you to take part in different forums. All you have to do is put the blogrush widget in your blog and start welcoming traffic from it. So easy and so beneficial that you will really start appreciating it after just a day of using it.
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Monday, December 17, 2007

NIGHT CLASSES- Where is Your Wife?

CAUTION: May be this is the worst joke you ever read on internet. BEWARE!!

During work, John and William were chatting:
John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
William: oh!
John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
William: No
John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
William: No
John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
William: No
John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, William got irritated and said: "And you, do you know who is George Hunt?"
John: No
William: He's the guy enjoying with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this...

This was just for fun but if its related to any person then SHAME ON YOU!!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Link Building Strategies - How to Build Links for Multiple Keywords


In case you were wondering how to systematically achieve saturation for multiple keywords for your website in search engines (instead of just a few), then this is a must read article. This tactic is specifically designed to work in Google using the allinanchor / keyword relevance ratio to back links pointing at your site. This is the point where the competition gets nervous as a tactic like this could go viral with just one post from a popular Stumbler, Digg or otherwise.
As an SEO company, these are some of the tactics we use when targeting an entire industry for long tail search engine domination, similarly, this SEO technique can also be used for more aggressive, competitive terms through slight modification.
But, say for instance that you wanted to rank in the top 10 for a result that has 1.2 - 2 million results, you can essentially pick them off like flies using just a fragment of this technique. The terms we consider worthy are usually the ones that takes months to acquire. So, don't build links to fast from off topic locations, it's better to focus on quality vs. quantity, however having a diverse base of IP addresses to use is ideal (such as an article marketing resource box that you can moderate).
The exercise:
1. First start off by writing down every possible singular keyword that pertains to your industry. From there narrow it down to the top 20-30 terms.
You could also just use a keyword discovery tool, but in this instance, think like a consumer trying to reach your site. The reason is, many of the search terms used to reach your site are unique and do not fall into realm of showing up on the "keyword radar", so common sense can equal conversion if you pick the right phrase and beat your competition to the punch.
2. Then after you have a list of 20-30, start combining two word combinations strategically using the premise of how you think someone may type a query into a search engine.
web page optimization, optimize my website, how do I SEO my site, etc. come up with your wild card list of key phrases which you can have fun with later, since if you optimize your site for one group of keywords ALL OF THE KEYWORDS in the anchor text get a boost. So even though you may be building links using exact match, you still get the benefit of each individual word in Google.
3. After you have your list of 30 singular, 20 two-word combinations and 10 or so three-word combinations (just seeing if you were paying attention, since I didn't say anything about the 3 word combinations) take each of the two and three word combinations, place the phrases "in quotes" and enter them in a standard Google search query one at a time.
Look at the results of the keywords in quotes and this will give you a good indication of the allinanchor and allintitle relevance by using the quotes. Usually if you do this, you can remove the quotes and 90% of the sites remain the same. Without quotes it may be 1-10 of 2,000,000 results, with "the quotes" it may show 1-10 of 20,000. It is the term in quotes you want to look at in order to gain a metric on the competitiveness of this key phrase.
Also, the more words you add, the easier it is to optimize, even if the chronology of the words does not make sense, you are still optimizing your site for any combination of keywords that are contained in the anchor text. In case it's a new term, this is anchor text, so use it wisely as it is your number 1 tool for developing links, relevance and rankings (for now at least) in Google.
Getting back to the exercise, if the term comes back with under 100,000 results then move it into your to do list of links to build as a likely target for your SEO. Granted that this is merely one tactic, feel free to combine it with your own methods. Now, without giving away too many secrets, you will be responsible for finding ways to build links.
Not just any links, but links that allow you to have control over the anchor text (the text in the link). Use these terms to whittle away at the root phrases building 100 links per keyword combination, then run analytics software of check out Niche Watch and see where you stand using a before and after methodology.
Every site is different, but say for example you have a PR6 site, you can skip most of these tactics and just put a keyword in your title tag, mention it a few times, build links from your own site to itself and dominate the SERPs. However, since we know that you are going to be challenging websites such as those in the SERPs as you step over them in concentration for allinanchor relevance as you specifically augment your site by fortifying it with keyword combinations, you can actually surpass a lazy or passive higher page rank site in this fashion.
Our site for example can chip away and rise approximately 100,000 results per month for competitive terms using moderate link building methods (1000-2000 quality inbound links per month for example), so if we were going after a super competitive keyword such as "SEO Company" for example with its 1.4 million results, it would take roughly 1 year to build links to get to the top 10 using this tactic.
Each site is different as the authority that results from each link varies. The point here is, each website has a link velocity ratio that is consistent with how aggressively it can move up the rungs until it arrives in the top 10 search results for a keyword "in quotes".
If you wanted to find out where you stand for the keyword in advance, you could always click your url first, then use the search command www.google.com/ie?&num=100 to get to the 100 results per page stripped down Google interface. From there (since you have clicked your link in advance) you can put the keyword in question "in quotes", hit return and find out where you stand.
If you are position #200 for example and you are building links for every word that comprises the phrase (services SEO, SEO Services, Search engine Optimization Services, Engine Optimization SEO, etc.) then you should see your ranking move up and up closer to the top 10 for a number of terms.
When it hits the top 10 for the allinanchor: terms, if the keyword is not being challenged directly by another competitor your site should hit the top 10 as well. If there is competition you should be in the top 30 or top 20 results and you will have to figure out which other SEO factor is holding you back from there.
If you wanted to be more specific and chart your progress, you can find the link to link velocity ratio to determine how many links or how much time it will take you to crack into the top 10 for each of the respective search terms. Or you could find the best page for each link using the Google command site:www.yoursite.com keyword, to increase the links per page (LPP ratio) as a deep linking strategy to increase the impact of each link (don't forget to socially bookmark them as well for an added boost).
This is how you get your rankings to spread out to other terms. *If you use exact match terms for two word key phrases, then you can see the results usually within a week. The idea is, start with three words, when you see them moving, then alternate one of the keywords with another word from your list from before. So you can rank for keyword keyword company, keyword keyword services, keyword keyword professional, etc.
Examples like SEO Marketing Consultant, SEO Website Marketing, Internet SEO Marketing, etc. this will become apparent later just how effective this tactic can be for blanketing a plethora of terms.
Then you focus specifically on the phrase you want to rank for, create a custom page using a keyword density tool or writing copy that utilizes the phrase one time in the title, one time in the h1 tag, one to 3 times in the document and continue to build links to that page with those keywords in the anchor text. This is the advantage of having a blog as you can camouflage your link building tactics under the guise of an informative post. I will just hint at SEO content copy writing here, but you get the gist (link bait, social media, social bookmarking / link building ahem, ahem).
My suggestion, build 50 links to the page and move on to another term. Then give it a week or two and go back and check the status of the keywords and how your allinanchor:, allintitle: and allintext: ratio’s are performing is contrast to the keyword combinations, make note of your progress and try to find your site in the SERPs again. You can go back to the Google interface and check or you can just scroll through the normal results to see where you stand.
If the keywords you select are under 20,000 results, if your site has some authority you can take those over from just posting an on topic post that is tagged properly in your blog. But to sustain them, you have to feed the pages keyword combinations to keep them afloat in the SERPs. This also provides a cushion around them to help fend off competition from leap-frogging past you up the ladder.
Acquisition (climbing the rungs) and defense from others can be done through varying the tactic slightly. Slow down once you have acquired a top 20 and let the link velocity push you up the ladder. Then you can build 1/3 of the links using the exact match terms until you hit the top 10. If you crack the top 10, then go back, add a few more occurrences of the keywords you want to rank for in your document/page. Add a few more links, wait a week and then see if that pushes you over the hump into the top 5.
This method may seem a bit chaotic, but you get the gist, you can manage one keyword or several at the same time. The key is to use a common denominator as the pivotal term that is used to tie together all of the variations of the word stemmed singular, plural and adjective based keyword combinations until you have effectively saturated each keywords density in the external links to your site.
You can always check on Google Webmaster tools which keywords have the highest occurrences that are directed at your site. The idea is, to build a base term, add a qualifier, then do this again and again, until all of your main keywords are essentially lodged in the anchor text pointing at your site from a wide variety of unique and Class C- I.P addresses.
For example if you did a search on a term like “seo professional” this term returns 126,000 results. If your site has a PR4 for example and you have content that supports this type of industry of jargon in your domain name, on your pages or in your page titles, you should already have some leverage for the term.
Terms that have slight correlation to your website's theme can be optimized, but the rate of which all depends on your website authority, the links you use and how much link juice they carry, where you point them, the competition and how algorithms see your link building techniques (natural or unnatural) if you invoke a penalty, you will not rank for that term for a while until it's lifted, so it's better not to get greedy and vary your titles, anchor text and pages when deep linking.
I hope you found this information useful, if you did, then cast your vote to share it, sign up for the RSS feed or just enjoy.
About the Author
Jeffrey L. Smith is an seasoned search engine optimization strategist and founder of Seo Design Solutions Search Engine Optimization Company in Chicago. Jeffrey has been involved in internet marketing since 1995 and brings fresh optimization methods and SEO Services to businesses se

Monday, December 10, 2007

Is Blogsvertise Dead?

No new job, no new news and no new mail. What can I say more? Maybe, Blogsvertise is dead.
It’s been nearly three months I signed up for Blogsvertise and it took two days to be approved. And the next day when I checked by inbox, VOILA! I got an assignment from Blogsvertise that too worth $5. What more can we expect from such sites? Full $5 assignment in the second day after being approved. I was so happy that I donated the whole post called ‘Blogsvertise worked for me’ in my blog. After that? Oh I am starved waiting for the new assignment. And no single email from them!
Yeah it’s true that Blogsvertise is a promising site for the bloggers like us. But what can we say about the site that is neither in contact nor even in news for so long time. I get different emails (if not job) from the sites like payperpost, smorty and many more but where is email of Blogsvertise in my inbox? Or where is Blogsvertise in the forum or news? Maybe Blogsvertise is dead. R.I.P.
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Friday, November 30, 2007

Excuse Me! Why aren't my subscribers reading my post!

Check at feedburner, saw the growing rate of subscribers’ everyday and hope to have more readers of the new post. But when checked the stats, FUCK UP! Excuse me, why aren’t subscribers reading the new posts?
The above thing is like an unsolved mystery for me. Seriously I think this is most complex thing then finding the total number of person Paris Hilton slept with. The amount of subscribers is rising day by day but if you filter the readers among the subscribers, the result is nearly null. Why is this happening? And the shittiest thing is if people don’t want to read the future articles of the post then WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SUBSCRIBE?
People just subscribe the blog if they find it interesting and useful for them. But the useful things they subscribe are deleted so fast like the movie of Jennifer Lopez goes out of cinema hall. I don’t get even 5% of my subscribers reading my new post. What may be the reason behind this? I DON’T KNOW!!!!
I don’t think this is just my problem rather I think it happens to all of the bloggers around. People subscribe to your blog; you get happy to have more readers and while checking your stats, don’t forget to put your hands on your head!!!
Here I am not giving the solution nor am I investigating the question. I am just asking to all of you in search of better advice. Excuse me, why aren’t my subscribers reading my posts?
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Easiest way to get Traffic from Digg or Reddit!

Caution: If you have good blog and don’t want to loose the reputation of your blog then PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

This idea is for losers. Losers like me! Got a blog, saw a dream of making money, tried writing worst posts but NO TRAFFIC AT ALL! Lie in this category? Oh then you are a loser too!! He he .This post is completely dedicated to YOU!
What do you do to get traffic? Say you mom to open your blog many times a day? Or extend your church hour to make god happy so that he will send you traffic? Why don’t you try what I did? Ok tell me first, do you have hot celebrities picture in your computer (exclude Angelina Jolie, she’s a mom afterall)? USE IT AND GET TRAFFIC FROM DIGG OR REDDIT?
I did that and got great traffic. Read my post Selling Lindsay Lohan’s ASS To Get Traffic. I always submitted my post ion digg but never got traffic. So I began searching for the ways to get traffic from Digg. From my survey I found that there is great mass of people using DIGG who loves to see the hot things of Hot People. So why not drive them to your blog. Now I am going to teach you how to drive them to your blog. And yeah I don’t need a Hallelujah!
Take a hot picture of super hot people and then edit an old post of your blog and upload the picture there and publish it. Go to Digg or Reddit. Fill in the blanks and your post is submitted! Now just see the flow of people coming to your blog to see that hot pictures or video. What? You wanted the traffic and you got it!
Some people’s writing is so great that they will easily get traffic because of their writing. But what about the losers like us? Don’t we deserve traffic? So I used this easiest and instant way. What about you? Try it to believe it!

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Lindsay’s ASS Is my blog saver!

No traffic from search engines, no traffic from mybloglog and really no traffic from anywhere! But I need traffic to get nice pagerank, to boost the Alexa rank. But no traffic at all! What am I going to do now? Pray the god whole day to request him to send traffic to my blog? Or buy some so called cheap but Expensive traffic? But I found the way. SELLING LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS!!!!!!!
Was that a Hard hitter? Read the rest of the post.
I was submitting all of my posts in social networking sites like digg or reddit wanting a great traffic. But the traffic was really low like the selling of Paris Hilton’s music album. Then I felt that it’s really hard to get traffic from digg with my pathetic posts. So I tried by writing Lindsay Lohan’s post. Then the traffic increased slightly. I thought Lindsay lohan sells in such sites. So why not take a bold step? Then I started selling LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS! Voila! It sold like the Led Zeppelin’s concert tickets. I never knew Lindsay Lohan’s ass was so precious. What I did was take a super hot Lindsay’s picture from my computer and post it in my blog and then submitted the URL in digg and reddit. And see the flow of traffic coming to my blog.
Lindsay’s ass is really my blog saver. At last, HAIL Lindsay Lohan’s ASS!!!!!!!

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Friday, November 23, 2007

Does FREE ebooks work?

Straight to the point, yes some of this free Seo ebooks really can help you while some will put you into mental trauma. No kidding, some has such a worst Seo ideas that you may think they are the bad writer than me. But if you find some good seo ebook in the net then it can really help you. After a series of unsuccessful blogs without any readers (exclude me), I began to think about the possible causes of the disaster of my blogs. I always wanted to give good content (forget Britney and Paris Underwear stuff for a while) as I have heard that CONTENT IS THE KING. But my blog was like king without a queen. As there were good contents (ha ha ha …please don’t laugh) but no visitors. So I was thinking about the ways to drive the wild traffic to my blog. Then somewhere I heard that search engines are the major ways to drive traffic to the blog and search engine optimization is the best way to show your idiot face in search engines. Then started my hunt for free seo ebooks. I downloaded lots of free ebooks from Google and started reading it. I read the first one from top to bottom and found that for better search engine rank you should go to some websites and pay them. Funny, isn’t it? They are asking money with me who even makes his girlfriend to pay the bill during date. And next one put me in mental trauma. No kidding, this was the worst ebook that I ever read. But I was happy in a sense that there is someone who writes WORST articles than me. But then I found income for dummies ebook and frankly speaking I found that it was the best seo ebook I ever read but hell it was not FREE. Only two chapters of it were free. It was like giving a full scholarship and asking hefty sum of money to fill the form (it happens in Nepal, you get full scholarship for guitar class worth 1200 but you have to fill a form costing 1000 rupees.) I got confused, the free one is not good and the good one is not free. After that too I read a lot of free seo ebooks and found some were quite interesting too and that helped me in some cases like putting keywords, caching by Google and other stuffs. In a nutshell, I suggest you to read lots of free seo ebooks because even some are bad, they give you some nice information. And the best part is you don’t have to lose anything coz THEY ARE FREE. I will even watch Pamela Andersons movies if it is for free. So take all access to the things that are free and why these free seo ebooks should be exception. If this is the worst post you ever read then please Subscribe me. OPPURTUNIY Get A Free Backlink. Some WORST posts. Worst Ebook I ever read. Lindsay Lohan Quitting Drugs- can Dog live without bone?4 UNCOOL ways to promote your blog- Praise, Beg, Misuse and Irritate.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Google is just a Pimp!!

Was the title a Hardhitter? If yes, read more.
As of fact, around 90% of revenue of Google is generated by Adwords advertisement. The advertisement given by a Google (ads by Google, in common) to different sites or blogs or in Google search is the main resource of Google income. What does it means? Does it make Google eligible to be called a PIMP? Yes!
You have a blog and I am so sure that you use adsense there. If the answer is NO, I should have to shave my arse. Now the story begins. When a user clicks on the ad of the site or blog, you get paid by Google. But do you know that you are paid only around 30 or 40% of the total money that advertisers pay to Google? So where is other money? Surely, in Google’s stomach. Now you see, Google takes money from advertiser, puts ads about them in your blog and gets commission as a middleman. What do we call such a middleman? A PIMP?
The main source of earning of Google is generated by acting as a middleman. Advertiser pays for clicks, Google too pays little amount to the clicks and eat other. Now I think you all are clear about what was I saying? So isn’t Google eligible to be called a pimp?
I don’t have any angriness with Google as adsense too is the main resource of my blogging income (although it is less than $100). I just wanted to make the story clear. Lastly, hey Google PIMP MY BLOG!
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Monday, November 19, 2007

MAKING FRIENDS IN MYBLOGLOG

I am not starting this post with the definition or work of mybloglog as I hope you all know it. So for what purpose are you guys using it? Obvious answer, for promotion of blog! Second obvious answer, to know what is going on blogosphere. Should I give the third obvious answer? I don’t think so. but have you ever used it to make great friends? I am not so fool to expect an obvious answer again. But yeah, we can get many great friends from mybloglog and this post is dedicated to all the sweet friends I made from mybloglog.
We use myspace, we use hi5 and may be facebook too to know new people and make friends. But have you ever used mybloglog? I too hadn’t used it before I started giving pain to people (doesn’t my post gives you pain? He he). But when I entered to blogging then I started using it. My first days were boring and I was just wondering what to do. Then I started making contacts and messaging them. But fortunately I met some good people of my age (unfortunately, for them!) and we started sharing message about our blog. But during the sharing of those messages we became close and we became friends. Nowadays with more than my five great friends I made there, I chat almost everyday and we just don’t talk only about blog rather we also talk about other common things. And the best thing about making friends from mybloglog is ‘Make a friend, get a Reader FREE!”. So why not try to befriend with the people of similar interests using mybloglog?

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

BLOGGING FROM THE THIRD WORLD

Poor part of the world or least developed world or whatever you call it, welcome to the third world.
Difference in color of skin, difference in ability or difference in attitude but similarity in one thing, MONEY. Yeah this money thing is the only major similarity between the so called first world and us third world. We love money like them and really want to earn loads of it. Since this blog is about making money from blog so I am going to talk about blog today. So how is blogging in third world? Are there any problems in making money from for blogging?
To be true, yes we got some problems in making money from blogs and I am going to talk about it tonight. Let’s start from the base, what makes a Blogger? Of course internet and there is something rotten in the first step. Internet is really expensive here and for a normal family it’s hard to use it. Yeah we got cyber cafes but they too are somehow expensive. So we got a problem in first step.
Okay let’s imagine you did blogging and made some money. Now the problem starts. This is the step where you start feeling depressed. Why? I have a reason. For example let’s talk about getting paid from adsense. When you make $50, they will send you a pin code by post. And you have to wait for more than a month to get that pin code and after you out in your account, they send you a check. And after depositing check in the local band, you are free. Yes free to do anything as it really takes long time. In my view you can get married and finish the loooong honeymoon before you can get your money from the bank. I got 2 checks and it took my more than 45 days both times. God Britney spears can do 22 marriages and divorces between that time. We should wait for that long. Any first world people who has been so late to be paid? And I too have heard that in some rich Asian or European country you get paid by western union. But this is not applicable for Nepal and I think I will be old when it will arrive in Nepal.
Now let’s talk about paypal. The big player of internet money like Payperpost, Smorty and some more programs pays you through paypal. And WE CANNOT RECEIVE MONEY FROM PAYPAL IN NEPAL. Now what am I going to do with the money I earn through this program? SEND TO CHARITY!
These are the only some problems there are more lots problem to make money from blogging here. Because this is third world and this is the story of Blogging in Third World.
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Friday, November 16, 2007

MAKE MONEY BLOGGING WITH PAYPERPOST

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After waiting long time for my blog to be eligible with terms of Payperpost, I recently got approved by it. What does this means? This means now I have access to the biggest money making game in the internet. Yes, if I haven’t heard untrue, Payperpost is one of the biggest sources of money that you can earn from blogging.


I was impressed by Payperpost when I first heard about it before a month but then I was not eligible for it. This means my blog was not 90 days old at that time. As they do not accept the infant blog of 30 or 70 days, I had to wait for full 90 days to apply for them. And when I applied after being eligible, VOILA! I got approved.
When I entered the world of blogging, the only thing I wanted to do was earn money from it. But it was not so easy to earn good money wholly depending on Pay per click programs. As my blog is new and don’t have much traffic so it’s very hard to earn from such programs. So I was in search of such programs that would pay me without being my ads clicked and also pay nice money. That was the time when I read about Payperpost in some blogs. Then I thought this was the right place but I was sad to hear that they only accept blogs that were older then 90 days. So I didn’t had another option than waiting. But the waiting has been fruitful as now I have been approved and I think I will put good cash in my hands afterwards.
Payperpost is the biggest marketplace connecting bloggers and advertisers together. You can call it a giant in that field. Doesn’t this means we can get more assignments which leads to more income? Yes, it means that. And the best thing is you don’t desperately have to check your inbox to see if there is any new job for you as you can find minimum(note MINIMUM) 1 assignment per day. What does this means? I think it means that we can buy more gifts for girlfriend without thieving money from wife’s purse. He he
These are the things I have known about Payperpost and I think this is really great for every blogger out there. As there is nothing wrong with giving Payperpost a try as you have nothing to loose. What do you think? And for me, I have already planned to use the money I earned for having lots of fun and parties. And the best thing is I shouldn’t take money from dads purse for that now.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

GENERATE TRAFFIC FROM BLOGCATALOG

This is my fourth post on How To Get Traffic For Your Blog. If you haven’t read the previous post, please have a look at it.
Part 1- How To Get Traffic From Mybloglog?
Part 2- Get Traffic By Commenting On Others Blogs.
Part 3- Get Heavy Traffic from DIGG

Have you heard of Blogcatalog? Yeah I am talking about same Blogcatalog which seems like the mybloglog. I mean both have many similar features. If you are driving traffic from mybloglog currently then imagine what your traffic will be after having 2 mybloglog. But you may ask, what’s new on Blogcatalog than mybloglog so you are writing entire post about it? But although they seem like the brothers lost on childhood, there is one new and really important widget in Blogcatalog through which we can generate good amount of traffic. So why not devote this post on the name of Blogcatalog?
Blogcatalog can be used in many ways to get traffic. Like messaging other people about your post, promoting your blog and many other things you are doing in mybloglog. But there is one twist on the tale and that is called Discussion which is the main way I am using to generate traffic. This discussion place is the one where we can discuss anything we like. Anything which is related to our niche or anything which is not related to our niche, from Bush to Saddam, from John Chow to Rabin can be discussed here. And this is the place which we should use to generate traffic. How?
1. Answer The Question:
You can answer the question asked in the discussion followed by the link to your site. This makes your link visible and somebody can click it. When you answer lots of question with a link then there are more chances of getting clicked. I too got some traffic just for answering, so you too will get that.
2. Ask the question:
Next step, start the discussion asking some logical question (if your question is without logic, it’s even better). You will be surprised how fast somebody will answer you. It takes even less time than counting Nicholas cage’s GOOD movie. But one thing to remember: again don’t forget to put a link of your site in the question. Chances of getting clicked are even better. But it will be really good if you ask the question related to the post of your blog.
3. Shameless Blog Promotion:
This is the best thing about discussion. Shameless blog promotion is a thread which can be used when you are trying to promote your blog without shame (why to feel shame hah, everyone wears UNDERWEAR). And if you are asking the question for shameless blog promotion then you can ask anything which will drive people to your blog. For example, before some days I started discussion asking ‘What is on the top of my blog?’ and I got nearly 15 people to my site searching the answer. Isn’t it great?
These are the main things you can do to generate traffic from Blogcatalog. So feel free and promote your blog SHAMELESSLY!
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Some other EVIL ways to Generate Traffic!
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

GET HEAVY TRAFFIC FROM DIGG

This is my third post on the series of how to gain traffic for your blog and in fact this is my one of older posts and I hope it is really beneficial this time too. I think you don’t want to miss the first and second part of the story.
Part1- How To Get Traffic From Mybloglog?
Part 2-How To Get Traffic From Commenting Other Blogs?
Are you furious with your mom for not reading your blog today because you didn’t have any one visitors and your blog went without a page view? Or you dislike your parents for not giving birth to many children as lots of brothers or sisters means lots of readers of your blog. Or do your friends hate you just because their inbox is full of your messages asking them to visit your blog? Or you can’t take this unsuccessful blogging anymore and are watching Nicholas Cage's movie to die faster (Trust me, his movie are more dangerous than poisons) If this is the case then STOP DOING THAT AND LISTEN TO ME?You all want more than thousands of people to see your things (except your private videos) and want them to praise you. This is true for everybody. for this you need traffic and the main source of traffic is search engines but what if you don’t have a search engine friendly sites or what if your blog is never in top 10 pages of search engines? Does this mean you will never have any readers for your blog? No, in such cases we have DIGG. (What the hell is this?)So what is DIGG? Acc. to its website;’ Digg is a place for people to discover and share content from anywhere on the web’. In fact Digg is the social networking site where you can submit your articles and will be visible for all the smartass of this world. As this is a free site you don’t have to worry about money. But before submitting I want to make it clear that it is best to submit only the best articles rather than the articles which you are reading just now. This means submit only good stuffs there. Submission is really easy. Just go to the Digg homepage and sign in or sign up and after entering to your profile just submit it. And after submission the users of Digg may read your story and vote you I mean digg you. And if you have many diggs then you will be in the first page of Digg which means enormous traffic to your blog. I can assure you that if you are on the first page then you will get the biggest traffic till date. As I already told you will get really heavy traffic with Digg.But if you failed to come to the first page then also you need not to worry as you can small traffic easily. I too submitted my article called Sorry Lindsay Lohan But You Just Became Cheap Sex Icon in Digg and I got quiet traffic though it never went to the front page. So I think it’s much better to submit your article to DIGG rather than scolding mom for not reading your blog. Isn’t it?If this is the WORST Post You Ever Read Then Please Subscribe Me.

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Monday, November 12, 2007

GET TRAFFIC FROM COMMENTING OTHER BLOGS

Firstly, let me notify you all that this is the second post on how to get traffic for your blog. If you haven’t read the first one then I would like you to read it here.
This is the easiest and cool option on what to do when you have no reader for your blog except your mother (only if she can read English, my mom cant. So I don’t have that option too). So what to do next? Easy, comment on other people’s blog!
You have a full size Jesus picture on wall, you go to church every Sunday, you help little kids to search their lost penny BUT god is still not helping you, God is not sending traffic to your blog! What you going to do then? Extend your praying hour? I have an easy option. Just go to other blogs and comment with a link to your site. I don’t know about big bloggers but small bloggers like us will really visit your blog. I have done it and still doing it. And this is not my new ‘freshly brought from a poultry’ idea. Big bloggers like john chow also did it in his struggling age. So I can guarantee you that this is one of the best ideas for some free traffic to your blog.
This will not give you a crashing traffic but for the blogs that are drought without any traffic this is the easiest idea. And this fruitful not only for you, but for all the people associated in this process. You can read some great post of the blog you comment and have a reader later and the blog too will get traffic. So why not help other and help yourself. I think this brotherhood may make the world a better place. He he. Strongly recommended!
And if you want one free traffic then COMMENT this post!

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Thursday, November 8, 2007

A GUIDE TO GENERATE GOOD TRAFFIC TO YOUR BLOG

Before I start, let me guess something. You have a blog and loads of content too but you don’t have people to view your blog (exclude your mom and other family members for a while). Am I right? Why not, this is the reason you are reading this post now. So today for my valuable readers I am going to share some techniques or ideas that I am doing to get traffic to my blog. And the best thing about this post is I am not going to teach you same old SEO ideas or something that you find everywhere in this wild wild web. So if you are not a geek but a clever person then BOOKMARK THIS PAGE or Subscribe me because for some days I am teaching you cool new ideas to get traffic to your blog and I know you don’t want to miss it.
1. How To Generate Traffic From MYBLOGLOG
I think you all know about mybloglog, if you don’t shoot yourself on head and run in the railway track (shame on you). So for what reason you are using mybloglog? To check your site’s stat? Or to meet other people of similar interests? Please don’t tell me you are searching for date on mybloglog. I think this is most ridiculous thing than searching good movie of Lindsay Lohan. He he. Have you ever thought mybloglog can generate you a lot of traffic? Yes, it gives you traffic and I can tell it because mybloglog is a biggest source of my traffic. I love you mybloglog, I can’t imagine my blog’s life without you! Did I put you in trauma? Okay now without any delay I am going to share what I did to generate traffic from mybloglog.
First thing I did was I made my own MYBLOGLOG community. The benefit of building such community is you can send a message to all of your community members at once. Still pain in head? Okay let me explain, if I have 50 members in my community then I can send them a message about my new post with a link to my post at once. And when 50 people see the message then I am sure 25 will follow the link and go to your blog. This means I got 25 traffic from a single message. Now if you have more than 200 people on your community then imagine how much traffic you will get. CALCULATE IT!
And it’s not so hard to build own mybloglog community. Its much easier than being fail on your exam or thieving money from your dads pocket (its my story, never mind). Yeah I swear of your mom, it’s so easy. If you don’t know how to then please check this post about how to build your own mybloglog community. Okay then we made the community. What after that? After that it’s time to gather people for your mybloglog community. As I said more members means more traffic. So what I did was offered a FREE BACKLINK for those who would happily join my community. I wrote a post about it and searched people in mybloglog and started sending them message about my historical backlink contest. If you want to know more about my strategy then visit mybloglog community building strategy page. And rest is the history. Now whenever I write my new post I send message to all my community members at once and hence get some good traffic.
This was my post about How to Generate Traffic from Mybloglog. Tomorrow I am going to write about how to generate traffic from other websites too. Feel free to Join My MYBLOGLOG Community.
I hope you are not such a DUMB-Ass to forget bookmarking this page or subscribing me because movie is still not over my friends and you are getting some more groundbreaking ideas to generate traffic to your blog which you will not get anywhere.
Lastly, hey simplyjo thanks for asking the question that led to this post.

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

SOME TRICKS FOR EARNING MORE FROM ADSENSE.

So you guys have a blog and are using adsense to earn from that blog? This is every bloggers story. But you aren’t earning much money from it; this too is the story of 99% of bloggers. You have a nice traffic to your site but you are still collecting pennies, it is also a story of 99% of bloggers. But still do you want to be on the gang of 99%? If not, read this post in a way you read the hot cheating wives stories (I love that, seriously)
In this post, totally dedicated to my rich wife adsense, I am going to teach you about that factor which many of the bloggers don’t care. And that is AD COLOR.
Many of the bloggers doesn’t care about the ad color and leave the same color that Google gives them. And I think this is the biggest mistake they ever make. Yeah, much bigger mistake than missing the adult movie shown in the midnight through the cable. What I mean to say is never keep the color of your ad default. It will only help you to earn less than expected. Now you may ask me what color scheme is best to use in the blog. Or which color ads are more likely to be clicked? Read more to know more.
There are five factors that you can alter with the Adsense color palette. And these five stars are the color of your ads title, background, URL, text, and border. To make long story short, ads perform better when their color schemes matches that of your website. So you should always match you ads background with the background of your site. And another thing to remember is you should make the border and url invisible. You can do this simply by matching the border and url color with your blogs background. Then make match the text color of ads with that of your website and finally make the title color of your ads same as the link of your website.
These was my today’s post about some tricks that can make your ads better clicked and earn better revenue that can make you a better blogger with a better earning and a better future. If you think this post was better than its better that you leave some better comments that may help me better to write better posts. Happy earning.

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Monday, November 5, 2007

BLOGGING FOR A BETTER TOMORROW

Around 200 page views per day, some clicks on low paying ads and just a few pennies per day. Looks depressing, isn’t it? Yeah this is the story of my site and IT IS DEPRESSING. But no, it doesn’t depress me anymore. Because at this moment I am not blogging for today, I am blogging for tomorrow, a better tomorrow. That tomorrow when I will have name and money, that tomorrow when I should not think for ten times before spending a penny, that tomorrow when I will be called a successful Blogger.
‘BLOGGING GIVES LOTS OF MONEY.’ This was the line that played a great role for me to start blogging. So I build a blog, copied some pages from other people’s site and started waiting for money. But Alas! Money never came to me and I started thinking that blogging does not give any money. But I was wrong. Blogging gives money but only if you are eligible for that money. This is the greatest rule of blogging and I understood it lately. So these days my less page views and less income doesn’t harass me rather it gives me strength to do something more and better. Because as I told you I am not blogging for today, I am blogging for a better tomorrow. I dream of having high page rank, heavy traffic and lots of money tomorrow and I know blogging can give all that to me. So I am working hard for a better tomorrow.
This is not only my story rather this is the story that comes at least once in the life of each and every bloggers. I know you too may have experienced the problem of not having good traffic and good earnings. And you too may have been depressed after checking your stats. You too may have dreamt of coming to the top page of Google and you never made it. You too, yeah I mean you. This is every blogger’s experience and this is every blogger’s story. No one is exception not even John Chow, not even Yaro Starak. So what do they used to do at that time, curse the god? I don’t think they cursed the god or waited for good luck to be in their favor rather they worked hard on their blogs. They are top today because they dreamt of being on this place. Yeah they dreamt and worked hard for a better tomorrow.
I still don’t know why I am writing this post today and what effect would this post make. I am just writing this because if I feel depressed again someday then I would read this post again and will get some more strength. You may think that this post is only for me and it is right in some sense too. But I know it is your story too and may make sense to you too. And I am serious about this topic because I blogging for better tomorrow, WE ARE BLOGGING FOR BETTER TOMORROW!

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Saturday, November 3, 2007

HOW TO DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEO

There are two types of people in this world. One, who read my blog and others who don’t. This post is totally dedicated to the people who read my blog. And for the people who don’t read my blog, WHY THE HELL SHOULD I DEDICATE THIS POST?
You all know Youtube, don’t you? If not please shoot yourself in head and curse your parents for giving birth to such a DUMB-ASS like you. But if you know Youtube, read the following post carefully.
You have probably log on to Youtube.com, watch videos and had frequently tried to download youtube video. You may be searching the download link to download youtube video.Youtube never give you to download its video. You have to crack the video URL. Just simple.

First remember this link: http://cache.googlevideo.com/get_video?video_id=

Open Youtube video


Copy Video URL from address bar (Ctrl+c)


Suppose Your Video URL is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBWcRMonvWA (Black Sabbath paranoid)


Now combine these two links, then it becomes like this:
http://cache.googlevideo.com/get_video?video_id=CBWcRMonvWA


After you combine the code paste the code in download manager like DAP, Limewire, etc

After download rename the file with extension .flv with default video title.

This is the end of the post and I hope it will help you someday. If you have anything to say, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT.

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

EARN EASY MONEY ONLINE WITH ShoppingAds

You may have tried Google adsense, you may have tried YPN and you may also have tried Widgetbucks. Now can you tell me the similarities between them? Please don’t tell me that they all consist of English letters in their spellings. They are similar because THEY ALL ARE PAY PER CLICK programs and now my dear friends, I think its time to expand the list and welcome to the new player on the scenario, ShoppingAds.
ShoppingAds is a cost per click product powered by the major shopping comparison sites. It allows displaying relevant merchant offers in the form of an image and a text description to your readers and every time a visitors clicks on the ad, YOU GET PAID.
According to an inside source, ShoppingAds are seeking CPC’s in the $.20 range on average and I think that they can deliver a great return for your site. And you should not think hundred times about your old wife adsense as ShoppingAds can be run alongside Adsense (and other ad networks too). Just imagine how beneficial will it be to have two wives, adsense and ShoppingAds on your home (blog, literally)? You may have a JACKPOT. The minimum payout here is $50. But one thing to notice is that they are just paying through paypal this time but that will change next month.
If you are wondering what sorts of ads will be displayed in your site then I suggest you to remember the ads of Widgetbucks as both look quite similar. In fact they look like TWINS like Olsen twins. Don’t even know what Widgetbucks is? Then look at the ad on top of this page, that ad is of ShoppingAds.
And another great thing is they too have an affiliate program. So buddies! I think there is nothing to loose using this stuff. So GIVE IT A TRY.
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

WHAT TO DO IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO POST ABOUT?

I think every bloggers like us has this problem. We want traffic in our blog, we want our blog in search engines, we want our posts to have readers and such things are possible if our blog is posted everyday or regularly. Yeah it is our duty to publish new posts everyday. But EVERYDAY? Isn’t it a hell? How can we write a post everyday? Sometimes we stuck into such things that makes hard to write a post. And sometimes brains too don’t work (it usually happens in exam and sometimes in blogging too). So what to do at such time? Leave the page blank or copy some other people’s content and publish it. The first option is worse and the latter is even worst. So what to do? For this problem this crappy blog has some great ideas. TRY IT TO BELIEVE IT he he.
1. Free Articles Site: This is the best thing to do when you have nothing to blog about. Really! Go to some free articles like goarticles.com or ezinearticles.com and check the articles database. You will surely find some articles that belong to your site. So copy the article and publish it. As this is the free articles site you don’t have to pay any money. But please, for god’s sake, don’t ask me about the quality of the articles and number of blogs that have published the same article you published. Caution: don’t use this option often.
2. Blast From The Past: This line belongs to John Chow. But I don’t care as this is really a good idea when you got nothing to post. If you don’t have a new post then why don’t you check your archive and look at one of the good old post and republish it? You will have one more post and you will not loose your readers. It will be good if you will update it but if you are lazy like me then just change the date and publish it. Nobody is going to notice this and if they noticed too there is nothing to worry about. We are thieving our own home then what the fuck outsiders are going to do? My last two posts are also the old posts which were getting rotten in the archive so I republished them and got a comment too. So feel free and do it.
3. Check your favorite site: Yeah check your favorite site and see if there is something interesting thing to write about. Since it is your favorite site, it must have something for you or at least something you are interested of. Write your few words and copy some more few words from the site, check the spelling and VOILA!, your post is ready to be published. MY post about Lindsay Lohan Leaving Drug too lies in this category.
4. Promote Other Bloggers: This is also an option. If you don’t have a readymade post then why not donate the day for other bloggers. Give the site names and links to the blogs that you find interesting. You can even give some idea about the site. It has double profit. Firstly the people whose site information you published will be happy and secondly they too may link to you or write about you. You may get a backlink from them. And I hope you all know the importance of backlink. (If you don’t know still then why don’t you check this post called the importance of backlink).
5. Have No Fear Youtube Is Here: This is my final idea. If any of the above ideas didn’t worked for you then try Youtube. How? Go to Youtube, search some funny or thoughtful video and publish it. But remember to add your own view about that video.
This is the end of today’s post and I hope it will help you. If not, Subscribe Me.
If you have some more idea then why don’t you write them as comment so that other readers too will know them.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

5 THINGS BLOGGER SHOULD KEEP IN MIND WHILE WRITING

1.WHAT THEY ARE WRITING: This is the main thing blogger should keep in mind. They should always know what they are writing. As we know that CONTENT IS THE KING. So blogger should write deeply so that they can gain many readers and the topic too should be described fully. They should give full information on what they are writing and what they want to give to the readers. I think good content is the key topic to get the loyal readers. So always know what you are writing. 2.FOR WHOM THEY ARE WRITING: yeah before writing always think that for whom you are writing and what mass you are targeting. This helps to make your writing better and also helps to convey your message with greatness. For example if you are writing about toys then you should always think that you are writing for children. So it’s better if you use some simple description rather than the game of words. If you want your blog to be read by a lot then always know for which mass you are writing.
3.WHY THEY ARE WRITING: Yeah my good buddies, why are you writing? You are writing just to spread your feeling or you are serious about some bucks you can earn from blogging? If you are writing just for fun then you can write in one way and you can write in another way if you want to pocket some bucks. This is true, if you are writing for yourself then you can write normally but if you are writing for readers and money then you should be serious about contents and its mass appeal. So these things are different. So it will be lot better if you know why you are writing.
4.WHEN THEY ARE WRITING: This doesn’t means about your writing time rather it means about appropriate time. This doesn’t tells that you should write in evening or night but this means writing in the favorable time and appropriate time. You should be up to date and write in appropriate situation. For example now it doesn’t matter if you write about September 9/11 but it will be more effective if you write about Harry Potters Last installment. Yeah I am talking about making articles effective. So always try to write in appropriate time and situation.
5.HOW THEY ARE WRITING: This is the last tip and really important too. About how to write also you should be always sincere. You should be alert about grammar, spelling and other grammatical accuracies too. And yeah always write with confidence and try to make writing interesting by giving examples and other interesting stuff. NEVER LET A READER BE BORED of your writing. All people like interesting stuffs and if you write good thing but in a boring manner then never hope for a better traffic in your blog.This is my today’s article and I hope you will follow this and improve your writing too. Catch you soon with another article.

Monday, October 29, 2007

GREAT WAYS TO PROMOTE BLOG

Fed up with old dying ideas to give recognition and generate traffic to your blog? Or do you want to try some cool new ideas? Ok if you want to get some uncool new ideas then I heartly welcome you fellas. Below are some of the ideas. Let’s get started. 1. PRAISE ON MYBLOGLOG: I think most of the bloggers have mybloglog account. And I think this is one useful thing to get some readers for your blog. Go to the some community, look at the picture, click on the picture which looks like of kind person (it wasn’t necessary) and leave them some message along with the link of your blog too. If they look good then don’t forget to praise them too. Praising the person in mybloglog is a real and working trick. Who will not respond if they got a message stating “hey girl you look really cute. My blog is also cute as you. Take a look”. I have done this and it has worked! You can send message to many people per day and nearly 90% of them will visit your blog. I think 90% is not a bad number, is it? 2. BEG ON TECHNORATI :You should use this too. I am telling about some new ideas so that I am not talking about ping. But I am talking about adding to faviorites. Technorati ranking also plays a vital role in blog’s popularity and traffic rates so you must have many people who call your blog as faviorite. But I don’t tell you to write great articles and wait for years in search of person who says you faviorite. If you want it in fast way then don’t hesitate to BEG! Yeah begging is really good thing here. Catch some people and beg them to add you to their faviorites and tell them that you too gonna do same for them. It goes like; “hey I am a new blogger and found same about you. So I request you to add me on your technorati faviorites and I promise to do same to you”. To be frank, nearly cent person of people who added me to faviorite where impressed by my style of BEGGING. So why not give it a try? 3. MISUSE YOUR FRIENDS: An old proverb says: “A friend in need is the friend indeed”. And now when you have no traffic and you are in NEED of readers then friends are the most useful resources. They have the responsibility to help you. So convince every friend of your to go through your site and have at least FIVE pageviews whenever they use internet. I think this is the best way of utilizing friends. And also tell them to click on some of the ads so that you may earn some bucks too. 4. DO I KNOW YOU: This is the common reply of the unknown person who you will send email. I think it is really better if you started getting lots of this sort of messages. Because this means that you are sending lots of email to lots of person with lots of LINK of your site. And when the person gets that sort of mail with a link on it then there are chances of that link to be clicked which means page view and if you have five stars in today’s horoscope then he may click on your ad too. So don’t feel hesitate to send email with your blog link to as many people as possible. This is for today and I assure to give you some more quality post tomorrow. If you liked this post then don’t forget to subscribe me.

Friday, October 26, 2007

DOES BACKLINK WORKS? - IMPORTANCE OF BACKLINKS

Simply, YES! Backlinks really works and I can tell this from my 3 months unsuccessful blogging experience. Backlinks are the bone of the blog which helps you to gain spot on top pages of search engines. And not to forget that search engines provides nearly 75% of your total traffic.
Once upon a time, I had many posts but didn't have any nice backlinks. At that time I never had seen the pages of my worst blog in any pages of search engines( believe me, I checked from page 1 to page 10). So my blog was like a ghost blog which never came to the light of Google. Then I started reading lots of FREE SEO E-BOOKS( read my x-ray on Free Seo Ebooks). Then I knew that search engines results madly depends on the backlinks you got. So I thought if I have to see my blog on search engines then I certainly should collect many good and relevant backlinks. Then started my mission for backlink. After some attempt I collected really nice backlinks from the blogs with good PR. Then it went like;" MOMMY! LOOK MY BLOG IS IN THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE." It was true and for certain keywords my blog started to come on the 1st page of search engines. VOILA!
I think I already made you bored by my story (that's my specialty, I can easily make people bored he he). So now I am giving you some ideas about how to collect backlinks. The 1st and easy way of hunting backlink is to explore the adesblog, as this guy is crazy about distributing backlink. I got 2 backlinks from him through the backlink contests which he often does. You can also search on Google or yahoo typing 'get a free backlink' and exploring through the resulted pages. Next way is writing link exchange emails. I too tried it and out of 10 emails, I got 2 backlinks and that's good. Linkbait is also a way to get a backlink.
So I think I mentioned the importance of backlinks and the ways of getting backlinks. So now its your time to collect many good backlinks as much as possible. But I suggest you to take a backlink from the related blogs only. I think it will be really bad if your blog is about easy online money and your backlink is from adult friend finder. It sucks man, totally. At last I want to wish you a very happy BACKLINK HUNTING.
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Thursday, October 25, 2007

GET PAID TO BLOG WITH SMORTY

So your blog is already 3 months old and is indexed by Google and Yahoo? Then why are you just sticking in all those pay per click programs only and just putting some little amount of money in your pocket? I think its time to find some other ways of income without even removing Adsense and YPN from your blog. If so, then I have got you good news. And the good news is for those cases we have got Smorty. How does it feel when you get paid to blog. Its great isn't it? Many times in our blogging life we feel lack of topic to post and it gives us some irritation. But Smorty not only gives us topic to post rather it gives us money too for that post. Isn't it great? We are posting these days for free and if we get money for post, ITS INCREDIBLE. I recently got approved from Smorty and the best thing about it is I started to get post offers from the very next day and that offers are coming everyday. The minimum amount of payout per post is $6. $6 is really great amount per post and you have chances of getting one offer per day. CALCULATE IT! But please don't be overwhelmed immediately reading about those mouthwatering Smorty income because there are some requirements to be approved by Smorty. You should follow these requirements before you can bag money. But don't panic as these requirements are not so breath taking. Your blog should be minimum 3 months old which is indexed by Google and Yahoo, shouldn't contain any violent or adult related stuffs, it must be active having minimum 2 posts per week and shouldn't contain duplicate or copied content. If you blog falls in this category then why don't you sign up. Signing up is extremely easy here. First you have to register your blog which will be reviewed by the Smorty administrator. And after your account is approved you will be given suitable campaigns. And then write articles and if your article is approved, GET PAID WEEKLY. Simple. But for the blogs which are not in English, I have bad news. Sorry! Only English language blogs are approved this time. L Lastly, from my personal experience of some days I can assure you that you will not be in lack of campaigns if you are signed up with smorty. So why don't you sign up and get paid to blog.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

WHAT’S THERE IN NAME? -I CHALLENGE SHAKESPEARE.

What’s there in NAME? - Shakespeare said.
There is something in NAME- I say.
After reading the title you may think that I have gone crazy. But why would I go crazy? Neither I have watched any Reality Shows lately nor I have heard a new JOKE telling that Lindsay is leaving Hollywood (These two things can kill me man!)Then why the heck are you writing about such a minor thing? Because from my experience minor things too sometimes plays a major role for your blog and I have been witnessing it for last some weeks. Yes profile name really works to a large extent and sometimes may give a sweet surprising result.
Before a week when I checked my site stats on mybloglog then I found that I had some page views from search engine for the keyword Aerobin or Aerobin reviews. I still don’t know what this Aerobin means actually but I am getting much traffic for this word. In fact this word is my profile name. Aerobin, aero for my best band Aerosmith and Bin from my name Rabin. When both meet then there came a word Aerobin. And that word didn’t came along rather it came with some traffic for my blog. I am still getting traffic for this word and I feel really good to have such a lucky user name.
Before, I had written many posts using lots of keywords to come on the first page of the search engine. I wrote a post taking lots of time to place the keywords properly in a proper place and it was a hard work. But to be true none of such pages came on the first page of search engine. But the name I kept so lightly without thinking is giving me lots of visitors. It really feels incredible. So I am writing this post to show my surprise.
I have no idea to suggest you to keep the username that can come on search engine and I am just sharing my experience. And I have no suggestion to give you. I think its all about luck. So keep blogging and I wish you too have a searchable username. But don’t you think my blog has proved Shakespeare’s theory wrong? There is something in name man, really. In fact there are many things in name. Yup, this smartass Sexpeare challenges Shakespeare. He he.
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Monday, October 22, 2007

DRAWBACKS OF NOT POSTING BLOG REGULARLY

Festival Cost me
Greatest Festival Of country, Great time, lots of fun, too much alcohol, family get-together and NO TRAFFIC IN MY BLOG! This is the story of me during the festive season and it obviously doesn't have a happy ending. yes, I lost more than 50% of my traffic within a week (what a loser I am) and all the thanks goes to the irregular posts of my blog. Yes guys not posting the blog regularly costed me more than 50% visitors. And now without visitors my blog looks like the Pamela Anderson without Boobs, DISGUSTING!
It was a festive season and I thought that I would take some break and will continue after the festival is over. I didn't gave a shit about blog for a week. and today when I checked my stats, I went crazy. I really lost more than half of my visitors. so I think it is the better topic to talk today. But yeah, I don't forget to say that I posted a post about the 7 evil tips to increase your adsense earning once but that too was one of my older post. So not posting anything new and not giving proper care to blog penalized me.
I talked a lot about the disadvantages I got from not posting regularly. So why don't we be clear about the advantages of regular posting. There are many many advantages of regular posting which is given below
1. Your RSS subscriber will visit your blog regularly. This is really beneficial to us as these subscribers are our regular readers and they will visit your site when the new content is posted.
2. Search engines love the site that are regularly updated rather then the sites updated once in a week or month.
3. Simply thinking, if you will post regularly then you will have more content which means you will have more chances to come in the front page of search engines.
These are the only main advantages, there are lot more advantages of posting regular to the blog. So the main thing is you should always post minimum one post everyday. Then believe me your PR will certainly increase. So keep all your extra stuffs aside and post regularly otherwise be ready to be screwed like me.
For more idea visit blog posting frequency article by Ade of the adesblog.
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

7 evil tips to get more clicks and more earning from Google Adsense

If you are a Blogger or a freak internet user you have probably heard about EASY MONEY ONLINE WITH GOOGLE ADSENSE . Google Adsense is publishing agency on which we (ad publisher) are paid for putting their Adwords ads in our blog/site .We are only paid when somebody clicks on the ads on our site as per the advertiser pays them (1/10). It means that more click more money, more paying ads more money. Here are some evil tips for you to get more ad clicks and more revenue.

  1. Click your own ad click again if more paid: It means to click your own ad on your blog/site from any place i.e. from office, Friend’s house, cyber café and other internet provided places and note the ad you have clicked ,Which site does it link . After clicking your ad check your Adsense accounts if more paid from that ad then again run to internet café and click the same ad again. Beware that you should not go to the same cyber café or other internet provided which you have not used to click your ad just before. You should make 2-3 days gap on one cyber café or other internet provided places for clicking ad so that your account will not be terminated.

  1. Use Messenger and Beg your Friend: If you are interested in chatting via internet then get more benefit from it. Give your blog/site url to your online partner and ask him/her to click on the ad on your blog/site. Find more online partner per day and ask them to help their good friend (you) by clicking your blog/site ad. ‘dear friend do you forgot that I paid for your coffee last year so please click on my ad’; 5this is the example of begging. need a begging tips from a professional begger(its me) subscribe me.

  1. Build Clickers community: it is the most effective way then the others. If you know any person who is Adsense ad publisher (people who publish ad on their site/blog) then have a meeting with him/her and say that you will click their Adsense Ad whenever you use internet and they should also have to do so. If you are able to make more than 20 clickers (people who click the ad) on your clickers community your Adsense business will flop down other ad publishers.i did it last time and made 32 such people but everybody left me out after being unable to deal with my craps.

  1. Cry on blog/site viewers: mention your problems in your blog/site (for e.g. husband died, mother has cancer, father died on sept 11 etc but don’t tell your mother-in-law died as it is a good thing like my dad said) and ask them if they are a good person then help you by clicking your blog ads. It is not much effective it many give 2 -3 clicks as per 1m page views.

  1. 50:50 Offer: start a new section in your blog/site named Money 50: 50. Mention that if someone clicks Ad on your site/blog, then the earned money from the click from that ad will be given by 50 % to the clickers as the ads pays to you. Convince clickers when the money earned from them by clicking your ad reaches min $10 then their money will be send through paypal to their (clickers) paypal account. It depends upon how much convincing power you have via internet. and yeah at last you can even kick their ass.

  1. Less content more Ads: If your blog contains more ads then the content (key for flop site/blog) the page viewer sees only ads. Some times viewer’s mouse will slip on the ad due to more ads and without the interest of the viewer and the ad will be clicked. It is the worst idea it may give 1 -2 clicks per 1m page views. and if it gives that much tooo be happy.

  1. mommy help me: this is 5the last step. if nothing helps your mom is stioll there. she will spread the news all over relatives and make them to click your ads. if they don’t do that then are gonna miss the money mom gives them when visiting our home. so why not say mom I love you.

these are the worst and evil ideas on increasing Adsense revenue but please take it all in your own risk. coz you may get BANNED FROM ADSESNSE!

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

EARN MONEY BY WRITING POSTS FOR LOUDLAUNCH.

CAUTION: Reading the posts of this blog may put you in trauma because of the worst writing. So be prepared for it.

How do you feel when you get paid for the things you are doing for free for long time?(P.S. keep in mind that I am not talking about kissing wife as it is not free if you are kissing other peoples wife. he he) Isn’t it great? Yes and in today’s post I am talking about the site that pays us for writing posts which we are been doing for free for long time. And the program that pays us for posting is……… (No drumroll, please) LOUDLAUNCH. Loudlaunch is a clone (I hope they are not reading this) to payperpost. I think now you have got some idea about it. Yes it pays us for the post we write about the advertiser they are hooked up with. We write they pay. Really simple!
Loudlaunch is the place where advertisers and bloggers are brought together for the benefits of both. Since I am not an advertiser I am just talking about what bloggers can get from it and what are the steps to get in. Okay the first step is to register a free account and submit a blog there. And then if your blog is accepted (I said IF) then you can view advertisers live campaigns and then you can select to blog about campaign releases that match our interests. After that you can blog it and add their small disclosure statement in the post. And then? And then GET PAID IN 30 DAYS! Sounds really simple, isn’t it? It sounds simpler then searching Paris Hilton’s hot tape in internet. And yes it is simple too but my dear bloggers just not forget that there are some requirements to get approved by them.
The general requirements are that you must be 18 years above(are we watching adult movie?) and then you should have verifiable paypal account. Your blog too should be 2 months old with a verifiable readers and you should have little bit knowledge of HTML too (don’t they know little knowledge is dangerous thing, who cares). So these are the general requirements to be eligible for Loudlaunch. if you posses all these things then you are the most ELIGIBLE BLOGGER.
While talking about posting they say that you can post upto 2 posts per day per blog. That means if you have multiple blogs then it is really going to be profitable to you. And the post you write should be on your first page for 14 months and for 45 days on your archive. Payment is done via paypal within the 1st 5 days of each month. So I want to say that since registration is free and chances of earning are more then why not to try Loudlaunch. After all it’s a source of money. At last I want to make you clear that THIS IS NOT AN SPONSORED POST.
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Friday, October 12, 2007

EARN EASY MONEY WITH FAIR ADS NETWORK

Good news for all of you. Guess what? No no, Adam Sandler didn’t had any accident nor your mother-in-law is dead. But the good news is that now you make more money as I am going to give an idea about another way to make money.
There is new (I don’t know actually about its birthdate) money making program called Fair Ads Network in the town. Its called FAN shortly (I can’t guess what its short form would be if its name was Ad Serving Service). And it is new. It is new because I just heard it today afternoon and I am trying it for some hours and the result is GOOD.


Target your ads in front of millions!


Okay talking about FAN, it is a nice newly built program for making money. It works for both Publishers and Advertisers. But you are not limited as only a Publisher or Advertiser here rather you can also create an account of both advertiser and publisher. And I have nothing to talk about advertisers. So being a Blogger myself I am talking about what benefits publisher can get from this program. Registration is entirely free for publishers here and the program displays revenue earning ads using text, image, links, CPA, rich media and interstitial mediums on your blog. And all ads are dynamically generated to match the keywords on each of your pages to create a higher click-through. So don’t worry to get an advertise stating ‘girls don’t need boys anymore’ (I hope you get It. he he) when your post is about the worst ebook.
And yes the greatest thing is we are going to get 60% of all click-through’s and actions. Isn’t it great? A hefty 60%! And the best thing is when we wake up in the morning we should not worry if we are banned as they are really flexible on banning. (How cute!) So we should not worry if our enemy clicks on our ads many times to make us banned. (This is real, I too did that before. he he).
Now let’s talk about money. I know you are eagerly waiting to read about money. Okay the minimum payout this time is $50 and you will be paid in every 1st and 15th of the month. And there is various payments method from which you can choose the most suitable one for you. (Can I have home delivery of money within 30 minutes please?).For our earnings with FAN we can receive our earnings through PayPal, check, e-Gold, e-Bullion and wire-transfer. So there is no problem with money (at least if we earn it)
So at last I want to suggest you all that you can better try this FAN as they sound really promising. And the best thing is you don’t have to loose anything as registration is totally FREE.


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