Google is just a Pimp!!

Was the title a Hardhitter? If yes, read more.
As of fact, around 90% of revenue of Google is generated by Adwords advertisement. The advertisement given by a Google (ads by Google, in common) to different sites or blogs or in Google search is the main resource of Google income. What does it means? Does it make Google eligible to be called a PIMP? Yes!
You have a blog and I am so sure that you use adsense there. If the answer is NO, I should have to shave my arse. Now the story begins. When a user clicks on the ad of the site or blog, you get paid by Google. But do you know that you are paid only around 30 or 40% of the total money that advertisers pay to Google? So where is other money? Surely, in Google’s stomach. Now you see, Google takes money from advertiser, puts ads about them in your blog and gets commission as a middleman. What do we call such a middleman? A PIMP?
The main source of earning of Google is generated by acting as a middleman. Advertiser pays for clicks, Google too pays little amount to the clicks and eat other. Now I think you all are clear about what was I saying? So isn’t Google eligible to be called a pimp?
I don’t have any angriness with Google as adsense too is the main resource of my blogging income (although it is less than $100). I just wanted to make the story clear. Lastly, hey Google PIMP MY BLOG!
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SOME TRICKS FOR EARNING MORE FROM ADSENSE.

So you guys have a blog and are using adsense to earn from that blog? This is every bloggers story. But you aren’t earning much money from it; this too is the story of 99% of bloggers. You have a nice traffic to your site but you are still collecting pennies, it is also a story of 99% of bloggers. But still do you want to be on the gang of 99%? If not, read this post in a way you read the hot cheating wives stories (I love that, seriously)
In this post, totally dedicated to my rich wife adsense, I am going to teach you about that factor which many of the bloggers don’t care. And that is AD COLOR.
Many of the bloggers doesn’t care about the ad color and leave the same color that Google gives them. And I think this is the biggest mistake they ever make. Yeah, much bigger mistake than missing the adult movie shown in the midnight through the cable. What I mean to say is never keep the color of your ad default. It will only help you to earn less than expected. Now you may ask me what color scheme is best to use in the blog. Or which color ads are more likely to be clicked? Read more to know more.
There are five factors that you can alter with the Adsense color palette. And these five stars are the color of your ads title, background, URL, text, and border. To make long story short, ads perform better when their color schemes matches that of your website. So you should always match you ads background with the background of your site. And another thing to remember is you should make the border and url invisible. You can do this simply by matching the border and url color with your blogs background. Then make match the text color of ads with that of your website and finally make the title color of your ads same as the link of your website.
These was my today’s post about some tricks that can make your ads better clicked and earn better revenue that can make you a better blogger with a better earning and a better future. If you think this post was better than its better that you leave some better comments that may help me better to write better posts. Happy earning.

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7 evil tips to get more clicks and more earning from Google Adsense

If you are a Blogger or a freak internet user you have probably heard about EASY MONEY ONLINE WITH GOOGLE ADSENSE . Google Adsense is publishing agency on which we (ad publisher) are paid for putting their Adwords ads in our blog/site .We are only paid when somebody clicks on the ads on our site as per the advertiser pays them (1/10). It means that more click more money, more paying ads more money. Here are some evil tips for you to get more ad clicks and more revenue.

1. Click your own ad click again if more paid: It means to click your own ad on your blog/site from any place i.e. from office, Friend’s house, cyber café and other internet provided places and note the ad you have clicked ,Which site does it link . After clicking your ad check your Adsense accounts if more paid from that ad then again run to internet café and click the same ad again. Beware that you should not go to the same cyber café or other internet provided which you have not used to click your ad just before. You should make 2-3 days gap on one cyber café or other internet provided places for clicking ad so that your account will not be terminated.

2. Use Messenger and Beg your Friend: If you are interested in chatting via internet then get more benefit from it. Give your blog/site url to your online partner and ask him/her to click on the ad on your blog/site. Find more online partner per day and ask them to help their good friend (you) by clicking your blog/site ad. ‘dear friend do you forgot that I paid for your coffee last year so please click on my ad’; 5this is the example of begging. need a begging tips from a professional begger(its me) subscribe me.

3. Build Clickers community: it is the most effective way then the others. If you know any person who is Adsense ad publisher (people who publish ad on their site/blog) then have a meeting with him/her and say that you will click their Adsense Ad whenever you use internet and they should also have to do so. If you are able to make more than 20 clickers (people who click the ad) on your clickers community your Adsense business will flop down other ad publishers.i did it last time and made 32 such people but everybody left me out after being unable to deal with my craps.

4. Cry on blog/site viewers: mention your problems in your blog/site (for e.g. husband died, mother has cancer, father died on sept 11 etc but don’t tell your mother-in-law died as it is a good thing like my dad said) and ask them if they are a good person then help you by clicking your blog ads. It is not much effective it many give 2 -3 clicks as per 1m page views.

5. 50:50 Offer: start a new section in your blog/site named Money 50: 50. Mention that if someone clicks Ad on your site/blog, then the earned money from the click from that ad will be given by 50 % to the clickers as the ads pays to you. Convince clickers when the money earned from them by clicking your ad reaches min $10 then their money will be send through paypal to their (clickers) paypal account. It depends upon how much convincing power you have via internet. and yeah at last you can even kick their ass.

6. Less content more Ads: If your blog contains more ads then the content (key for flop site/blog) the page viewer sees only ads. Some times viewer’s mouse will slip on the ad due to more ads and without the interest of the viewer and the ad will be clicked. It is the worst idea it may give 1 -2 clicks per 1m page views. and if it gives that much tooo be happy.

7. mommy help me: this is 5the last step. if nothing helps your mom is stioll there. she will spread the news all over relatives and make them to click your ads. if they don’t do that then are gonna miss the money mom gives them when visiting our home. so why not say mom I love you.

these are the worst and evil ideas on increasing Adsense revenue but please take it all in your own risk. coz you may get BANNED FROM ADSESNSE!

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Some shits of ADSENSE

Hello fellas! Since I am engaged with google adsense for more than half a year and made a few bucks of money, I think I know something about adsense. Adsense , this was the thing I first used while starting online business. I think you are now calling me as a stupid person who got money from adsense and now talking a shit about that but please don’t forget that THIS BLOG DOESN’T TALK GOOD ,IT TALKS REAL! Yeah I know adsense is really a good program and it is really helpful for making money. AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DRAWBACKS OF ADSENSE AND LABELLING IT AS A BAD PROGRAMME I am just talking about my shitty experience with adsense in last half year.I started adsense before six months and I began working on it. But since I was the begineer I didn’t had a great site and good content, so there was no traffic in my site. I WAS THE ONE AND ONLY READER OF MY SITE. How does it feel? And what can you do in such situations? Just sit at home and wait for the reader for all life or do anything to make money. Well I choosed the latter option and I STARTED CLICKING ON MY OWN ADS THROUGH DIFFERENT IP ADDRESS. No wait don’t tell me a cheat bcoz many people here do the same stuff. Okay that was the way and I made a referral luckily and he made 100$ in 3 months and I got the awesome bonus of 250$ and my total became 278$. Now I started to have a problem with adsense. Since pin code is required at first before getting payment I started waiting for pin code. Since I am really far from America (I live in Nepal) it took more than a month for a pin code to come to my hand. As I entered pin code to my account they sent me cheque after 18 days and I went to the bank to deposit cheque and withdraw money. Yeah this was the shittiest time. I waited and waited and waited and after 44 days of deposit I got my money. When I got my money it was like winning a world cup for me as I had nearly lost my patience. This is my story and my shit encounter with adsense. May be this story be urs too if you live in south asia. Well if this shit smelled good to you and you want more shit don’t forget to subscribe me because THIS BLOG DOESN’T TALK ` GOOD, IT TALKS REAL and reality always smells shit