Excuse Me! Why aren't my subscribers reading my post!

Check at feedburner, saw the growing rate of subscribers’ everyday and hope to have more readers of the new post. But when checked the stats, FUCK UP! Excuse me, why aren’t subscribers reading the new posts?
The above thing is like an unsolved mystery for me. Seriously I think this is most complex thing then finding the total number of person Paris Hilton slept with. The amount of subscribers is rising day by day but if you filter the readers among the subscribers, the result is nearly null. Why is this happening? And the shittiest thing is if people don’t want to read the future articles of the post then WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SUBSCRIBE?
People just subscribe the blog if they find it interesting and useful for them. But the useful things they subscribe are deleted so fast like the movie of Jennifer Lopez goes out of cinema hall. I don’t get even 5% of my subscribers reading my new post. What may be the reason behind this? I DON’T KNOW!!!!
I don’t think this is just my problem rather I think it happens to all of the bloggers around. People subscribe to your blog; you get happy to have more readers and while checking your stats, don’t forget to put your hands on your head!!!
Here I am not giving the solution nor am I investigating the question. I am just asking to all of you in search of better advice. Excuse me, why aren’t my subscribers reading my posts?
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Caution: If you have good blog and don’t want to loose the reputation of your blog then PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

This idea is for losers. Losers like me! Got a blog, saw a dream of making money, tried writing worst posts but NO TRAFFIC AT ALL! Lie in this category? Oh then you are a loser too!! He he .This post is completely dedicated to YOU!
What do you do to get traffic? Say you mom to open your blog many times a day? Or extend your church hour to make god happy so that he will send you traffic? Why don’t you try what I did? Ok tell me first, do you have hot celebrities picture in your computer (exclude Angelina Jolie, she’s a mom afterall)? USE IT AND GET TRAFFIC FROM DIGG OR REDDIT?
I did that and got great traffic. Read my post Selling Lindsay Lohan’s ASS To Get Traffic. I always submitted my post ion digg but never got traffic. So I began searching for the ways to get traffic from Digg. From my survey I found that there is great mass of people using DIGG who loves to see the hot things of Hot People. So why not drive them to your blog. Now I am going to teach you how to drive them to your blog. And yeah I don’t need a Hallelujah!
Take a hot picture of super hot people and then edit an old post of your blog and upload the picture there and publish it. Go to Digg or Reddit. Fill in the blanks and your post is submitted! Now just see the flow of people coming to your blog to see that hot pictures or video. What? You wanted the traffic and you got it!
Some people’s writing is so great that they will easily get traffic because of their writing. But what about the losers like us? Don’t we deserve traffic? So I used this easiest and instant way. What about you? Try it to believe it!

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Lindsay’s ASS Is my blog saver!

No traffic from search engines, no traffic from mybloglog and really no traffic from anywhere! But I need traffic to get nice pagerank, to boost the Alexa rank. But no traffic at all! What am I going to do now? Pray the god whole day to request him to send traffic to my blog? Or buy some so called cheap but Expensive traffic? But I found the way. SELLING LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS!!!!!!!
Was that a Hard hitter? Read the rest of the post.
I was submitting all of my posts in social networking sites like digg or reddit wanting a great traffic. But the traffic was really low like the selling of Paris Hilton’s music album. Then I felt that it’s really hard to get traffic from digg with my pathetic posts. So I tried by writing Lindsay Lohan’s post. Then the traffic increased slightly. I thought Lindsay lohan sells in such sites. So why not take a bold step? Then I started selling LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASS! Voila! It sold like the Led Zeppelin’s concert tickets. I never knew Lindsay Lohan’s ass was so precious. What I did was take a super hot Lindsay’s picture from my computer and post it in my blog and then submitted the URL in digg and reddit. And see the flow of traffic coming to my blog.
Lindsay’s ass is really my blog saver. At last, HAIL Lindsay Lohan’s ASS!!!!!!!

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Does FREE ebooks work?

Straight to the point, yes some of this free Seo ebooks really can help you while some will put you into mental trauma. No kidding, some has such a worst Seo ideas that you may think they are the bad writer than me. But if you find some good seo ebook in the net then it can really help you. After a series of unsuccessful blogs without any readers (exclude me), I began to think about the possible causes of the disaster of my blogs. I always wanted to give good content (forget Britney and Paris Underwear stuff for a while) as I have heard that CONTENT IS THE KING. But my blog was like king without a queen. As there were good contents (ha ha ha …please don’t laugh) but no visitors. So I was thinking about the ways to drive the wild traffic to my blog. Then somewhere I heard that search engines are the major ways to drive traffic to the blog and search engine optimization is the best way to show your idiot face in search engines. Then started my hunt for free seo ebooks. I downloaded lots of free ebooks from Google and started reading it. I read the first one from top to bottom and found that for better search engine rank you should go to some websites and pay them. Funny, isn’t it? They are asking money with me who even makes his girlfriend to pay the bill during date. And next one put me in mental trauma. No kidding, this was the worst ebook that I ever read. But I was happy in a sense that there is someone who writes WORST articles than me. But then I found income for dummies ebook and frankly speaking I found that it was the best seo ebook I ever read but hell it was not FREE. Only two chapters of it were free. It was like giving a full scholarship and asking hefty sum of money to fill the form (it happens in Nepal, you get full scholarship for guitar class worth 1200 but you have to fill a form costing 1000 rupees.) I got confused, the free one is not good and the good one is not free. After that too I read a lot of free seo ebooks and found some were quite interesting too and that helped me in some cases like putting keywords, caching by Google and other stuffs. In a nutshell, I suggest you to read lots of free seo ebooks because even some are bad, they give you some nice information. And the best part is you don’t have to lose anything coz THEY ARE FREE. I will even watch Pamela Andersons movies if it is for free. So take all access to the things that are free and why these free seo ebooks should be exception. If this is the worst post you ever read then please Subscribe me. OPPURTUNIY Get A Free Backlink. Some WORST posts. Worst Ebook I ever read. Lindsay Lohan Quitting Drugs- can Dog live without bone?4 UNCOOL ways to promote your blog- Praise, Beg, Misuse and Irritate.

Google is just a Pimp!!

Was the title a Hardhitter? If yes, read more.
As of fact, around 90% of revenue of Google is generated by Adwords advertisement. The advertisement given by a Google (ads by Google, in common) to different sites or blogs or in Google search is the main resource of Google income. What does it means? Does it make Google eligible to be called a PIMP? Yes!
You have a blog and I am so sure that you use adsense there. If the answer is NO, I should have to shave my arse. Now the story begins. When a user clicks on the ad of the site or blog, you get paid by Google. But do you know that you are paid only around 30 or 40% of the total money that advertisers pay to Google? So where is other money? Surely, in Google’s stomach. Now you see, Google takes money from advertiser, puts ads about them in your blog and gets commission as a middleman. What do we call such a middleman? A PIMP?
The main source of earning of Google is generated by acting as a middleman. Advertiser pays for clicks, Google too pays little amount to the clicks and eat other. Now I think you all are clear about what was I saying? So isn’t Google eligible to be called a pimp?
I don’t have any angriness with Google as adsense too is the main resource of my blogging income (although it is less than $100). I just wanted to make the story clear. Lastly, hey Google PIMP MY BLOG!
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MAKING FRIENDS IN MYBLOGLOG

I am not starting this post with the definition or work of mybloglog as I hope you all know it. So for what purpose are you guys using it? Obvious answer, for promotion of blog! Second obvious answer, to know what is going on blogosphere. Should I give the third obvious answer? I don’t think so. but have you ever used it to make great friends? I am not so fool to expect an obvious answer again. But yeah, we can get many great friends from mybloglog and this post is dedicated to all the sweet friends I made from mybloglog.
We use myspace, we use hi5 and may be facebook too to know new people and make friends. But have you ever used mybloglog? I too hadn’t used it before I started giving pain to people (doesn’t my post gives you pain? He he). But when I entered to blogging then I started using it. My first days were boring and I was just wondering what to do. Then I started making contacts and messaging them. But fortunately I met some good people of my age (unfortunately, for them!) and we started sharing message about our blog. But during the sharing of those messages we became close and we became friends. Nowadays with more than my five great friends I made there, I chat almost everyday and we just don’t talk only about blog rather we also talk about other common things. And the best thing about making friends from mybloglog is ‘Make a friend, get a Reader FREE!”. So why not try to befriend with the people of similar interests using mybloglog?

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BLOGGING FROM THE THIRD WORLD

Poor part of the world or least developed world or whatever you call it, welcome to the third world.
Difference in color of skin, difference in ability or difference in attitude but similarity in one thing, MONEY. Yeah this money thing is the only major similarity between the so called first world and us third world. We love money like them and really want to earn loads of it. Since this blog is about making money from blog so I am going to talk about blog today. So how is blogging in third world? Are there any problems in making money from for blogging?
To be true, yes we got some problems in making money from blogs and I am going to talk about it tonight. Let’s start from the base, what makes a Blogger? Of course internet and there is something rotten in the first step. Internet is really expensive here and for a normal family it’s hard to use it. Yeah we got cyber cafes but they too are somehow expensive. So we got a problem in first step.
Okay let’s imagine you did blogging and made some money. Now the problem starts. This is the step where you start feeling depressed. Why? I have a reason. For example let’s talk about getting paid from adsense. When you make $50, they will send you a pin code by post. And you have to wait for more than a month to get that pin code and after you out in your account, they send you a check. And after depositing check in the local band, you are free. Yes free to do anything as it really takes long time. In my view you can get married and finish the loooong honeymoon before you can get your money from the bank. I got 2 checks and it took my more than 45 days both times. God Britney spears can do 22 marriages and divorces between that time. We should wait for that long. Any first world people who has been so late to be paid? And I too have heard that in some rich Asian or European country you get paid by western union. But this is not applicable for Nepal and I think I will be old when it will arrive in Nepal.
Now let’s talk about paypal. The big player of internet money like Payperpost, Smorty and some more programs pays you through paypal. And WE CANNOT RECEIVE MONEY FROM PAYPAL IN NEPAL. Now what am I going to do with the money I earn through this program? SEND TO CHARITY!
These are the only some problems there are more lots problem to make money from blogging here. Because this is third world and this is the story of Blogging in Third World.
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